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Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time to buy the dip. If you didn't listen before, this is your last chance during this bull run. At press time BTC is touching 42k, and ETH is down to $3200. This is the correction you've all been waiting for. I'm predicting Ethereum...

  *Brad has entered the chat* Brad! I don't care what gender you identify with, robbery is always going to be a bad move. But hey, can't say I've never stolen anything either. You just need to be smarter about it. First of all, do not use a weapon. That...

Dear Joseph Swanson, This one kind of scared us... Not really sure how to respond to this, but yes, I think you us some money. Or an explanation. Is this some sort of voo doo? Is it encrypted? If you think you can solve this riddle please let us know...

Dear Andy! Thank you for taking the time to write to us. We appreciate you. We are currently working on producing a wider board with a longer wheel base. It's in the beta phases. Right now the supply chain is sort of fucked so shapes have been pre-determined for the...

Dear Alex,  First of all, thanks for writing. We're hyped you liked Jesse's P-Splifff deck. That football shape was one of Jesse's creations, and the slick bottom makes it even more fun - no wax needed (for slides). Hope your ankle is doing better. Have you heard of R.I.C.E. ?...